Corner Gas (TV Series)
Merry Gasmas (2005)
Brent Butt: Brent Leroy
Quotes
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Lacey Burrows : What is a Dog River Christmas like, anyway? I bet it's great!
Wanda Dollard : Oh, there's snow, and, um... um... uh...
Brent LeRoy : Wind. Sometimes it's windy.
Wanda Dollard : Cold, usually.
Brent LeRoy : And then we eat.
Lacey Burrows : Careful not to build it up too much.
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[about "Chew-Bot," the toy Wanda got for her son's Christmas present, a half-goat, half-robot action figure]
Wanda Dollard : Trans-Farmers. They're the hottest thing out there. All the stores sold out of them months ago.
Brent LeRoy : How'd you get one?
Wanda Dollard : Well, it was just a matter of analyzing the market data, spotting a trend...
[flashback: Wanda wrestles with a fellow shopper for the last remaining Chew-Bot]
Wanda Dollard : Back off or you'll be sucking your Christmas turkey through a tube!
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Wanda Dollard : At first it's a goat. But then when there's trouble, it's a robot! And when there's real trouble...
[the toy goat's head accidentally pops off]
Brent LeRoy : Oh, cool! The head comes off!
Wanda Dollard : The head came off!
Brent LeRoy : Oh. The head's not supposed to come off.
Wanda Dollard : [trying to reattach the head] No, no, no, no!
Brent LeRoy : Well, they don't build robot goats like they used to.
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[Hank stores donated gifts at Corner Gas]
Wanda Dollard : That's Chew-Bot!
Hank Yarbo : Well, you can't have this one. This one's for needy people.
Wanda Dollard : Yeah? Well, right now I'm needing it!
[She lunges for it; Brent grabs her]
Brent LeRoy : Whoa, Wanda! Come on! You can't do that! It's for poor people and it's Christmas!
Wanda Dollard : You're right. Stupid poor people.
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Hank Yarbo : How's Christmas at the Leroy home?
Brent LeRoy : Terrible. Mom's making real food right on the stove. They've got a new tree. It's made out of wood. Wood!
Wanda Dollard : [dryly] This could be the worst Christmas ever.