- [Brent enters Corner Gas with his huge, vintage 1973 instant camera]
- Brent LeRoy: It works fine. It takes pictures. That's what a camera is supposed to do, isn't it?
- Wanda Dollard: Exactly. And if it comes with a matching thermos, all the better.
- Brent LeRoy: Matching thermos. Nice. You got any more wisecracks?
- Wanda Dollard: Yeah. How much gunpowder do you put in the flash tray?
- Brent LeRoy: Hilarious. Any more?
- Wanda Dollard: If you took a picture of me right now, would I come out wearing a bonnet?
- Brent LeRoy: Are you done?
- Wanda Dollard: If you point that thing at a...
- Brent LeRoy: You're done.
- Brent LeRoy: I bought this digital camera, but I can't figure it out. I think it might be busted.
- Hank Yarbo: Let me try.
- Brent LeRoy: [Hank successfully takes a picture with the camera] Yeah, well, I haven't read the manual all the way through yet.
- Lacey Burrows: You threw it away, didn't you?
- Brent LeRoy: It was in French.
- Lacey Burrows: Well, I bet the other side was in English.
- Brent LeRoy: Couldn't tell. It was upside down.
- Hank Yarbo: [playing on a bar trivia team with Lacey] Hey, Wanda's here. We should get her on our team. She knows everything.
- Lacey Burrows: Nobody knows everything.
- Brent LeRoy: [looking at his new digital camera] What exactly is a megapixel?
- Wanda Dollard: It determines the resolution of the image.
- Karen Pelly: Wanda, what are the house odds in roulette?
- Wanda Dollard: Straight up pays out 35 to 1, but house odds increase with double zero bets.
- Hank Yarbo: What's the capital of Canada?
- Wanda Dollard: Ask a nine-year-old.
- Hank Yarbo: [to Lacey] See?
- [Oscar has stolen a garden gnome from next door]
- Oscar Leroy: Your mother thinks this gnome looks like me.
- Brent LeRoy: I don't think so.
- Oscar Leroy: [to Emma] See?
- Brent LeRoy: I think you look like that gnome.
- Oscar Leroy: Stop being smart!
- Brent LeRoy: [to the gnome] Oh, cool trick, Dad. I didn't even see your lips move.
- Oscar Leroy: You sure told that wingnut a thing or two!
- Emma Leroy: I don't appreciate being called a thief!
- Oscar Leroy: She called me a thief, too.
- Emma Leroy: You *are* a thief! If she'd just called you a thief, she and I'd be having tea right now.
- Oscar Leroy: I'm no more a thief than you are. We're in this together now.
- Emma Leroy: Whatever you say, Sundance.
- Brent LeRoy: Boy, my camera sure took an emotional beating today, poor thing. Everyone's teasing it because it's not digital.
- Emma Leroy: You figure they're teasing the camera, and not you.
- Brent LeRoy: Tease me, tease my camera - we're a team.
- Emma Leroy: Well, you should get a new one - stay current! Stay on top of the trends - that's how you stay in the now.
- Brent LeRoy: In the now - we're eating tuna casserole!
- Emma Leroy: It's retro - retro's trendy.
- Brent LeRoy: Ah... well, I'm not getting a new camera just for the sake of getting a new camera. This thing works fine, nothing wrong with it.
- Oscar Leroy: Damn right - glad to hear you talking some sense for once.
- Brent LeRoy: Wow, I must be way off base on this.