- Lacey Burrows: [at the Ruby Café] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, come on. You can't quit. Who'll bus the tables?
- Ruby Cook: [his first lines of the series] Is that all you see me as? A busboy? You don't know that I've always wanted to work on a llama farm!
- [He walks out]
- Lacey Burrows: Yeah? Well, be careful. They bite your fingers off.
- Brent LeRoy: Oh, that's not going to work. Danger is part of the allure of llama farming.
- Lacey Burrows: Did you know he wanted to work with llamas?
- Brent LeRoy: I didn't even know he could talk.
- [Hank realizes he was born under a different astrological sign than he thought]
- Hank Yarbo: My whole life I've had the wrong personality.
- Lacey Burrows: Huh. We knew it was something.
- [Davis prepares to help Oscar retile the Leroys' roof]
- Davis Quinton: Hey, these knee pads are like hats for little elves.
- Emma Leroy: When you fall off the roof, try not to land on anything important.
- [Karen shows her drawings for the bike-safety coloring book]
- Lacey Burrows: I think it's good! It's good! It reminds me of that artist, uh, um...
- Brent LeRoy: Beethoven?
- Lacey Burrows: He was a composer. He couldn't draw.
- Brent LeRoy: Exactly.
- [Wands rescues Davis and Oscar from the Leroys' roof]
- Wanda Dollard: It's a good thing I had my window rolled down or I wouldn't have heard your shrill, girllike whining.
- Davis Quinton: It's not girllike. It was masculine whining.
- [Hank has a new job working for the town]
- Brent LeRoy: You okay, Hank?
- Hank Yarbo: Lots of pressure. Pop Rocks, please, grape, and pop. Can, can of pop.
- Karen Pelly: Pop Rocks and pop? Won't that make your stomach explode?
- Hank Yarbo: Live free or die.
- Lacey Burrows: [to Oscar and Davis, who are on the Leroys' roof again] Hey, are you guys okay?
- Davis Quinton: [to Oscar] I don't know. Are we?
- Oscar Leroy: [to Lacey] We're fine. Just taking a break.
- Lacey Burrows: Because it looks like your ladder's knocked down.
- Oscar Leroy: We're not stuck up here, if that's what you mean.
- Davis Quinton: That's just our backup ladder.
- Lacey Burrows: Really? Because I could just pick it up.
- Davis Quinton: Leave it down, please.
- Lacey Burrows: Okay, as long as you're fine.
- Oscar Leroy: Couldn't be better.
- Lacey Burrows: Or weirder.
- Fitzy: Could one of you old ladies do the safety committee thing?
- Mertyl Runciman: [nodding towards Emma] Get dorkus to do it.
- Ruby Cook: [as a customer at the Ruby] Can I get some more coffee?
- Lacey Burrows: Oh, go farm a llama!