Corner Gas (TV Series)

The Littlest Yarbo (2005)

Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows

Quotes 

• Lacey Burrows : Hey, whatcha looking at?

  Brent Leroy : I'm thinking about getting some Corner Gas souvenir-type stuff.

  Lacey Burrows : Oh... you think that that's what people want?

  Brent Leroy : Yeah... if by people you mean me.

  Lacey Burrows : Hm. Oh, listen - I need to ask you some advice. A lot of people come to the Ruby and get coffee to go.

  Brent Leroy : Well, you put the word 'Cafe' on the roof in giant letters, bound to happen.

  Lacey Burrows : Well, I just don't think they should be able to use any size travel mug.

  Brent Leroy : Oh, well this is a tough one to figure out.

  Lacey Burrows : What?

  Brent Leroy : Are you being anal or cheap?

  Lacey Burrows : Anal - I'm being anal. I just - I just want a uniform size travel mug. Oh, OK, maybe I'm being a little cheap but it's like 90% anal, 10% cheap.

  Brent Leroy : You know what, I'm just going to go with anal. Hey - how about these? 'Ruby' travel mug.

  Lacey Burrows : Hmm. Are they expensive?

  Brent Leroy : Oh, now you're being cheap. Tell you what, I'll go halfsies with you. Pretty please?

  Lacey Burrows : You know I can't resist you when you talk like a 7 year old girl.

  Brent Leroy : You're the bestest!

• Brent Leroy : [entering, with a large box]  Look what came!

  Lacey Burrows : OK, great. Open it up.

  Brent Leroy : I'm curious to see what you did.

  Lacey Burrows : I don't wanna tell you, I just want you to see for yourself. Okay, I'll tell ya. I put both our logos on the same side.

  Brent Leroy : What? That's crazy! Now the left-handed people will have nothing! We should have done it my way.

  Lacey Burrows : Which was?

  Brent Leroy : All right, point taken. Let's just see the mugs.

  [he takes one out of the box and looks at it] 

  Brent Leroy : [confused]  Corner G and The Rub?

  Lacey Burrows : Huh?

  Brent Leroy : Is that your favourite hip hop band or something?

  Lacey Burrows : Oh, I, I don't know how that happened. I'm sorry, Brent.

  Brent Leroy : Actually, call me Corner G. I think I like that. Peace out, Rub.