Coupling (TV Series)

Inferno (2000)

Richard Coyle: Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock

Quotes 

• [after Susan has found a video tape in his Steve's VCR] 

  Jeff : Well?

  Patrick : Porn?

  Steve : Yes.

  Patrick : Which one?

  Jeff : Not... Inferno?

  Steve : Inferno.

  Jeff : Oh, my god!

  Patrick : No problem.

  Steve : What?

  Patrick : As long as she hasn't watched it, you can't tell anything from a title like "Inferno".

  Steve : Patrick, "Inferno" isn't the full title.

  Patrick : Well, how bad can it be?

  [scene cuts to Sally] 

  Sally : "Lesbian Spank Inferno".

• Jeff : Well, it's kind of hard to tell isn't it 'cos you tend to fast forward if anyone's dressed. Sometimes I forget and do that with proper films. I can get through a lot of movies in an evening.

• Jeff : Oh, wouldn't that be great.

  Patrick : What?

  Jeff : Being a lesbian. All the advantages of being a man but with less embarrassing genitals. Plus, every time you have sex, there's four breasts! Two guest breasts and two you can take home afterwards, oh, it's bloody brilliant!

• Steve Taylor : What film is erotic?

  Sally Harper : Well, I found "The Piano" very erotic.

  Steve Taylor : Oh, come on! The Piano?

  Jane Christie : All men hate that film.

  Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock : I liked it. Holly Hunter was naked in the most of it.

  Sally Harper : She was nude in one scene!

  Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock : Depends how you watch it.