Quotes
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[after Susan has found a video tape in his Steve's VCR]
Jeff : Well?
Patrick : Porn?
Steve : Yes.
Patrick : Which one?
Jeff : Not... Inferno?
Steve : Inferno.
Jeff : Oh, my god!
Patrick : No problem.
Steve : What?
Patrick : As long as she hasn't watched it, you can't tell anything from a title like "Inferno".
Steve : Patrick, "Inferno" isn't the full title.
Patrick : Well, how bad can it be?
[scene cuts to Sally]
Sally : "Lesbian Spank Inferno".
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Patrick : I like films with lesbians in them, 'cause it's nice to think there are attractive women out there who can't find a boyfriend.
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Patrick : Excellent!