The Courtship of Eddie's Father (TV Series)
Everybody Needs a Brother (1971)
Bill Bixby: Tom Corbett
Quotes
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Eddie Corbett : Someone in school said I came from an egg.
Tom Corbett : Yeh - well, that's, uh, true, Eddie, it's true.
Eddie Corbett : Well, Mrs Livingston better be more careful when she makes omelets.
[after pausing briefly, Eddie seems to change the subject]
Eddie Corbett : Dad, I think I'm gonna get married.
Tom Corbett : Oh, really?
Eddie Corbett : Yeah.
Tom Corbett : Why?
Eddie Corbett : I don't know. Like, maybe it's the thing to do.
Tom Corbett : Eddie, marriage is a big responsibility.
Eddie Corbett : Don't worry Dad, I'll support her. I can shine shoes, mow lawns, and sell your magazines.
Tom Corbett : But Eddie, suppose she has children?
Eddie Corbett : She isn't gonna have any children.
Tom Corbett : Oh yeah? How d'you know?
Eddie Corbett : If she lays any eggs, I'll step on 'em.