The Courtship of Eddie's Father (TV Series)
The Lonely Weekend (1971)
Bill Bixby: Tom Corbett
Quotes
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Eddie Corbett : Dad, how d'ya know you're 'in love'?
Tom Corbett : Well, that's something that nobody can help you with, Sport. Love is something you feel inside.
Eddie Corbett : Does it itch?
Tom Corbett : Eddie!
Eddie Corbett : How old were you when you were first in love, Dad?
Tom Corbett : Oh, I don't know, Eddie. Does it matter?
Eddie Corbett : Sure.
Tom Corbett : Why?
Eddie Corbett : I wanna know how many good years I have left.
[he giggles]
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Eddie Corbett : If you're afraid to do something, Dad, why do they call ya 'chicken'?
Tom Corbett : Well, I guess chickens aren't very brave, Eddie.
Eddie Corbett : Did'ja ever try to lay an egg?