- Eddie Corbett: Dad, how d'ya know you're 'in love'?
- Tom Corbett: Well, that's something that nobody can help you with, Sport. Love is something you feel inside.
- Eddie Corbett: Does it itch?
- Tom Corbett: Eddie!
- Eddie Corbett: How old were you when you were first in love, Dad?
- Tom Corbett: Oh, I don't know, Eddie. Does it matter?
- Eddie Corbett: Sure.
- Tom Corbett: Why?
- Eddie Corbett: I wanna know how many good years I have left.
- [he giggles]
- Eddie Corbett: If you're afraid to do something, Dad, why do they call ya 'chicken'?
- Tom Corbett: Well, I guess chickens aren't very brave, Eddie.
- Eddie Corbett: Did'ja ever try to lay an egg?