Christine Baranski: Maryann Thorpe

Quotes 

• Maryann Thorpe : I know you're there, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, DICK. Darling, didn't you want to talk? Okay, maybe now's not a good time, but that's not a problem because I'll always be there for you, DICK. Whenever there's acid rain coming from your sprinklers, I'll be there. Whenever there are fire ants in your tanning booth, I'll be there. When you've deluded yet another poor unsuspecting X-ray technician into accepting your loathsome advances and a pack of rabid Dobermans jumps into your Jacuzzi and rips the very soul from your body, I'LL BE THERE! Still don't feel like a chat, sweetheart?

  [whispers] 

  Maryann Thorpe : I can wait.

• Maryann Thorpe : Cybill! You swam the Los Angeles Harbor! You risked typhoid, Hepatitis B and future unexplained patches of hair all for me! Oh, pal! We'll hug tomorrow!