Dad's Army (TV Series)

Keep Young and Beautiful (1972)

Arthur Lowe: Capt. George Mainwaring

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• Mainwaring : I think we're going to have to split this platoon into two halves, you know. One half for those who are fit and strong, and the other half for those who are not up to battle standards.

  Wilson : Yes, well, I tried that once, sir. It looked rather untidy.

  Mainwaring : How d'you mean, "untidy"?

  Wilson : Well, there were two in one half, and twenty-one in the other.