- LCpl. Jack Jones: Hang on Mr Godfrey!
- Pte. Charles Godfrey: [never drove a car] Mr Jones, which way to I turn the wheel?
- LCpl. Jack Jones: [about Mainwaring and the other members of the platoon] They'll take 40 minutes to march there. How long will we take to run?
- Pte. Charles Godfrey: Oh, about an hour.