- Mainwaring: I've been waiting years to get into that golf club.
- Wilson: I believe they're awfully particular.
- Pte. James Frazer: [about Wilson receiving the title of Honourable] It won't change him. He was a fool before, he's a fool now.
- Mainwaring: I'm sure that, as usual, Walmington will rise to the occasion.
- Pte. Frank Pike: And bore everybody stiff.
- Wilson: Yes, well I don't really see why it should make any difference to you and me.
- Mainwaring: You can bet your bottom dollar it won't make any difference to you and me... .