Dad's Army (TV Series)
When Did You Last See Your Money? (1972)
Ian Lavender: Pte. Frank Pike
Quotes
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Pte. Frank Pike : Why'd you wrap it up like this?
LCpl. Jack Jones : Well that's five hundred pounds. that's a lot of money. I don't want to get knocked on the head and robbed, do I? Now I thought if I wrapped it up like that, people would think it was just half a pound of sausages.
[Pike unwraps the bundle]
Pte. Frank Pike : [awkwardly] This *is* half a pound of sausages.
LCpl. Jack Jones : [fainting] Aaaah.