- Adam: Then why don't you just kill yourself?
- J.R. Ewing: And send you back to Heaven a failure? You'll never become an angel.
- Adam: [laughing] An angel. What makes you think I'm from Heaven?
- [evil laugh]
- J.R. Ewing: So you're like an apprentice angel trying to earn his wings, right?
- Adam: You've got it upside down and backwards, but close enough.
- [observing Sue Ellen telling off her slimy agent]
- J.R. Ewing: Go on, Sue Ellen. Tell that scumbag off.