Dallas (TV Series)
Jock's Trial: Part 1 (1980)
Mary Crosby: Kristin Shepard
Quotes
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Kristin Shepard : I'm sorry, J.R., the only thing I had to eat in the kitchen was caviar.
J.R. Ewing : Kristin, when you learned about all the ways to please a man, you got an A in bedroom and flunked kitchen.
Kristin Shepard : Well, I'd learn if I had a man to cook for.
J.R. Ewing : [chuckles] Oh, somehow I can't imagine you getting all steamy and grimy working over a hot stove.
Kristin Shepard : [feeds him caviar on crisp bread] I'd do it for you, J.R.
J.R. Ewing : You move a little fast for me, honey.
Kristin Shepard : I don't think so. You have everyone convinced that Sue Ellen's drinking. Now all we have to do is to find a way to get her to take that first drink.
J.R. Ewing : Let me do the thinking. Works better that way. I don't want you involved in a scandal. I mean, how would it look, you named correspondent in your sister's... divorce action? God!
Kristin Shepard : I really don't care. Sue Ellen's been a rotten wife to you, J.R.
J.R. Ewing : That's true enough. But I don't think my Mama and Daddy will take kindly to you replacing her until there's sufficient cause.
[as Kristin sighs:]
J.R. Ewing : Patience, sugar, patience.
Kristin Shepard : I don't wanna wait, J.R. I want you now.
J.R. Ewing : [puts glass on bedside table, checks wristwatch, drops it] Well, I've got at least an hour until I have to be back in the office.