- [the kidnappers find out they have Bobby instead of J.R]
- Al Parker: Holy! We... we got the wrong Ewing!
- Cliff Barnes: I never thought I'd be glad to see you.
- Bobby Ewing: You look pretty good yourself.
- Al Parker: Save the reunion, gentlemen!
- Cliff Barnes: [on phone at Southfork] I wanna talk to Ewing.
- Al Parker: [on other line, in phonebooth] No.
- Cliff Barnes: I wanna know that he's alive.
- Al Parker: He's alive.
- Cliff Barnes: Come on, man, be reasonable. You want one million five, I want proof.
- Al Parker: I don't gotta be reasonable, I got Bobby Ewing!
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: J.R., it sounds to me like Cliff was almost killed this morning.
- J.R. Ewing: Killed? What, with me there, he was never safer in his life.
- [gives her the old J.R. grin]
- Sue Ellen Ewing: [Sue Ellen and Cliff share a moment when they notice J.R. is coming] Eh, any, eh, news yet, Mr. Barnes?
- Cliff Barnes: No, no, not yet.
- J.R. Ewing: Sue Ellen, I know your manners are impeccable, but there are some people there's just no need to be polite to.
- [takes her away from Barnes]