- JR Ewing: [as Sue Ellen carries John Ross to bed] Is the little lady dining alone tonight?
- Sue Ellen Ewing: [turns around] Do you wanna check under the bed?
- JR Ewing: Sue Ellen, you used to get more action when you were married to me.
- Sue Ellen Ewing: Goodnight, J.R.
- JR Ewing: [as he leaves:] Well, if things get dull around here, just give me a ring. I know some cowboys who might help you out.
- [closes door, leaving Sue Ellen glaring after him]