Daria (TV Series)

I Loathe a Parade (2000)

Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer

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Quotes 

• [after unmasking the Lawndale Mascot] 

  Daria : I can't believe it. It's Mr. O'Neill.

  Tom Sloane : And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for us meddling kids.

• Lester Gupty : How can we ever repay you?

  Daria : I hear uncut diamonds are as good as cash on the open market.

• Ms. Angela Li : Ms. Morgendorffer, where do you think you're going?

  Daria : Slowly insane. But I need to pop in at home first.

• Quinn : Daria, have you seen my new Teenage Superstars magazine?

  Daria : I couldn't help myself. I plastered my walls with its hot sexy pin-ups.

  Quinn : I'll ask Mom.

  [Quinn exits. Helen enters] 

  Helen : Daria, have you seen your father?

  Daria : Did you look under the Teenage Superstars magazine?

  Helen : I'll ask Quinn.

• Lawndale Mascot : My head's too big.

  Daria : That's 'cause it's so full of dreams.