- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am...
- [Darkwing is lifted off his feet and flung through a wall]
- Darkwing Duck: ... the misshapen blotch that stains your walls.
- Darkwing Duck: [to Launchpad] With your super powers, I'll be invincible! I'll freeze my enemies in their tracks, pfft, I'll drop pianos on 'em in the blink of an eye, ka-bong! I'll predict their every MOVE!... with a little help from YOU, of course. But that'll be our little secret. Nobody'll know 'cept you and me.
- Darkwing Duck: Well let's find out why you're not supposed to think while you're being pumped full of Norma Rays.
- [Darkwing zaps Major Synapse with the device]
- Darkwing Duck: What is the airspeed velocity of a common garden swallow?
- Major Synapse: What?
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: How come I can't get a decent raise in my allowance?
- Launchpad McQuack: Do bees be? Do fish fish?
- Darkwing Duck: What's the cube root of 14?
- Launchpad McQuack: Do flies fly?
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Why does grass grow?
- Darkwing Duck: If a train leaves Chicago...