- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the low point on your sine wave! I am Dark...
- [he notices the room is empty]
- Darkwing Duck: -wing Duck. Rats! Another $20 gas cartridge down the tube. There's nobody here!
- [the fiends appear in front of him]
- Lightwave: [holding a bowling ball] Guess again, shoehorn beak!
- [She rolls the ball, which flattens Darkwing]
- Megavolt: We need negative polarity.
- Darkwing Duck: A-da-da-da-da-da! This is some kind of trick! Even I know negative is bad! Positive is good!
- Megavolt: Negative.
- Darkwing Duck: Positive.
- Megavolt: Negative!
- Darkwing Duck: Positive!
- Megavolt: NEGATIVE! Negative, negative negative!
- Darkwing Duck: POSITIVE! POSITIVE! POSITIVE! POS! POS! POS...
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Hold it! Don't you think you're being a bit immature?
- Darkwing Duck: You're right...
- [grabs a chair and rope, and ties up Megavolt]
- Darkwing Duck: Positive.
- Megavolt: [feelings hurt] I think what hurts the most is that you call yourself a superhero.
- Radiowave: Hey, smart guy, wanna play with some Radiowave-controlled toys?
- [She activates some electronic toys - a robot, a tank, a car, and an airplane - which attack Darkwing]
- Darkwing Duck: Yaahh!
- [Heatwave zaps Launchpad in the butt, burning it]
- Launchpad McQuack: [jumping up a telegraph pole] Whoa!
- Heatwave: Perfect! Roast duck on a stick.
- Launchpad McQuack: [scared] Uh, no thanks. I already ate.
- [Heatwave sets the pole on fire]
- Heatwave: See ya later, waffle head. I got more stuff to smash.
- [She heads back into the store]