Dawson's Creek (TV Series)
The Kids Are Alright (2002)
Jack Osbourne: Self
Quotes
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Audrey Liddell : You think we should wake him?
Pacey Witter : Well, we should. As much as I've enjoyed his ramblings and his questionable taste in music, he has bragged about the number of times he's seen you naked.
Audrey Liddell : He has never seen me naked.
Pacey Witter : Really? He knows about the tattoo on you-know-where.
Audrey Liddell : Wake up you little pervert!
[Jack Osbourne rises from the back seat of their car]
Jack Osbourne : What the
[beep]
Jack Osbourne : ?
Audrey Liddell : What's this about you seeing me naked?
Jack Osbourne : [to Pacey] What the
[beep]
Jack Osbourne : did you tell her?
Pacey Witter : Only what you told me, chief.
Jack Osbourne : Oh, thanks a lot! Thanks a
[beep]
Jack Osbourne : lot! I confide in you, and this is what I get?
Audrey Liddell : I'm listening, Jack.
Jack Osbourne : Well, you know that telescope in my bedroom? Well, I didn't exactly do much star gazing.
Audrey Liddell : I'm so telling your father!
Jack Osbourne : Go ahead, he had a peak too. And I might say that he was really impressed.
Audrey Liddell : Okay, then I'm telling your mother, and she's really gonna kick your ass, Jack!
Jack Osbourne : [beat] Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Out of my
[beep]
Jack Osbourne : way. I gotta take a
[beep]
Jack Osbourne : piss.