The Day Today (TV Series)

Meganews (1994)

Steve Coogan: Hennety - The Bureau, Alan Partridge, Spartacus Mills, Alvin Holler, Keith Mandemant

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• Keith Mandement : This pool's been open nearly 40 years, and, in all that time I only slipped up once, to my mind. I was engaged in a particularly tricky word puzzle and 40 people had broken in and were in the pool, playing around, ducking, bombing and doing all manner of prohibited activities, and eventually someone was killed.

  Interviewer : But given that your sole responsibility is to maintain the security of the pool, isn't that an indictment against yourself?

  Keith Mandement : Well, I would say this - I've been working here for 18 years, and in 1975 no one died. In 1976, no one died. In 1977, no one died. In 1978, no one died. In 1979, no-one died. In 1980... someone died. In 1981, no one died. In 1982 there was the incident with the pigeon. In 1983, no one died. In 1984, no one died. In 1985, no one died. In 1986... I mean, I could go on.

  Interviewer : No.

  Keith Mandement : Right.