"Day by Day" The Field Trip (TV Episode 1988) - Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Eileen Swift

Eileen Swift : Check out this company's prospectus for me. It's a new airline called Class Air. Now, half of the plane is first class and the other half is coach.

Brian Harper : Well, what's so special about that?

Eileen Swift : The people in coach wait on the people in first! Pop goes the union!
Brian Harper : Don't disturb the baby. She was crying all night.

Eileen Swift : What, did she just break up with someone?
Eileen Swift : You know, I've never said this before but, uh, I consider you my best friend.

Kate Harper : You do?

Eileen Swift : Well, I'll go further than that. Um, you and Brian are my only friends. Why do you think I'm here all the time? To play with the Etch A Sketch?
Eileen Swift : Kate, the reason you are so tired all the time is because you are pushing yourself too much. I see it happen all the time! I know women who get up at the crack of dawn and exercise, eat three power-meals, but they've left no time for themselves.They're totally hollow! And I think it's very sad.

Kate Harper : Well Eileen, thank you for the concern, but isn't that kinda like what you do?

Eileen Swift : Yeah, but I make a fortune!
Eileen Swift : Well Brian, it is time to celebrate the tax-dodge of the century! The office has agreed to pay me in emeralds!

Brian Harper : Isn't that against the law?

Eileen Swift : Oh, please! They go with my eyes!

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Eileen Swift