- Al Swearengen: What's your partner so mad about all the time?
- Sol Star: He's not mad.
- Al Swearengen: He's got a mean way of being happy.
- Doc Cochran: I see as much misery outta them movin' to justify theirselves as them that set out to do harm.
- Calamity Jane: There's someone I need to go kill.
- Charlie Utter: Wha? Who?
- Calamity Jane: You are not my target, but keep bothering me and I'll add you to the list.