- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: [in his old bedroom] Did you ever get any action in here?
- Greg Montgomery: You mean with someone else?
- Greg Montgomery: Jane, what are you doing here?
- Jane: Larry was looking for Abby at your place. I offered him a ride since I was coming over to do my laundry.
- Kitty Montgomery: Why on earth would I let you do your laundry here?
- Jane: Kitty, look around. I'm the least of your problems.
- Kitty Montgomery: I know that, um, that the two of you don't have what one would consider a traditional relationship. However, you still have a relationship that has lasted twenty-eight years.
- Abby O'Neil: Twenty-nine if you count from when he started watching me with binoculars.