Dharma & Greg (TV Series)
Dharma & Greg on a Hot Tin Roof (1999)
Thomas Gibson: Greg Montgomery
Quotes
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Greg Montgomery : [Kitty enters living room in sunbonnet and stocking feet] Mom, where are your shoes?
Kitty Montgomery : Oh, darling... I can't do the accent AND wear shoes at the same time!
[Edward enters room, dressed as Colonel Sanders]
Greg Montgomery : [seeing Edward] MAYDAY!
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Greg Montgomery : [to southern gentlemen] We're all out of grits.
Dharma Finklestein Montgomery : Greg ate the last two.