Richard O'Sullivan: Dick Turpin

Quotes 

• Swiftnick : Hey, have you ever been to a hanging?

  Dick Turpin : Not yet.

  Swiftnick : No, no, I mean to watch.

  Dick Turpin : Would you go?

  [Swiftnick remains quiet] 

  Dick Turpin : Then I'm answered.

• Dick Turpin : So, lets find out who she really is.

  Swiftnick : But why bother?

  Dick Turpin : Cause I'm nosey.

• Dick Turpin : Well, Nathan. We thought we'd seen the last of you.

  Captain Nathan Spiker : The last you'll see of me, Turpin, is when the hangman puts a noose around your neck, and kicks away the ladder.

• Dick Turpin : Now listen, and listen well, you big heep of horsedung. You try this again and I'll blow you're breakfast through your backbone.

• Dick Turpin : Swiftnick, death's not a highwayman you can satisfy with a purse full of money. So I think this 'stand and deliver' is a little bit final.

• Dick Turpin : The law is like a flimsy cobweb. It catches the small flies and lets the big ones buzz right through.