The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Dear Sally Rogers (1966)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : You've done the Stevie Parsons show a dozen times. Why are you suddenly afraid?
Sally Rogers : I know, Rob, but I've used up all my best stories.
Buddy Sorrell : So dazzle 'em with your beauty.
Sally Rogers : Ah, thanks, Buddy. I don't need flattery. I need a joke.
Buddy Sorrell : That WAS a joke.
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Sally Rogers : I'll advertise for a husband on television. Funny?
Rob Petrie : Well, I... I... That's not what Buddy... That's not...
Rob Petrie : [to Buddy] You didn't mean THAT, did you?
Buddy Sorrell : If it's funny, I meant it.
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Sally Rogers : Hey, did you fellas see a sack of mail?
[Mel enters]
Buddy Sorrell : Hey, will you settle for a tub of lard?
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Mel Cooley : I hope you didn't say anything offensive.
Buddy Sorrell : Just your name.
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Mel Cooley : You know, you couldn't be replaced.
Buddy Sorrell : Why not?
Mel Cooley : Because I don't know what you are.
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Rob Petrie : [as Sally begins sorting through her sack of mail] Whoa! You're not gonna read 'em NOW?
Sally Rogers : Whoa, you're not gonna try and stop me, are you? My future may be in this bag.
Buddy Sorrell : That's what I said the first time I saw my wife.
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Buddy Sorrell : Hey, here's a beaut. Guy wants to know if you got a sister.
Sally Rogers : Why?
Buddy Sorrell : He don't like you.