The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Viva Petrie (1965)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : [recalling his former maid Maria] We wanted a lady one day a week, and she moved in like she was gonna live there the rest of her life.
Buddy Sorrell : That's exactly how I got my wife, Pickles.
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Sally Rogers : I think he just fired himself.
Buddy Sorrell : And he ain't even loaded.
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Buddy Sorrell : Looks like a perfect fit.
Sally Rogers : What FIT? It's a convulsion.
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Doctor : How did you say it happened?
Buddy Sorrell : He was gored by a chair.
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Rob Petrie : You remember Maria, our Spanish maid.
Sally Rogers : Oh yeah.
Buddy Sorrell : She's the one with the broken arm and English to match.