The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Young Man with a Shoehorn (1965)

Ann Morgan Guilbert: Millie Helper

Quotes 

• Millie Helper : Gee, I can't make up my mind between the black evening shoes and the sneakers.

  Buddy Sorrell : Black evening shoes and sneakers? What, are you going to a formal tennis game?

• Sid : I wish I had a thousand customers like you.

  Millie Helper : You do?

  Sid : Yeah. I got TWO thousand.