Diff'rent Strokes (TV Series)

Speak No Evil (1985)

Shavar Ross: Dudley Ramsey

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• Arnold Jackson : Yeah but guys, you can only fling a tomato so far. What else can we use to bean these bigots?

  Dudley Ramsey : Hey, my mother's got a zucchini that's been in our fridge so long it walked from one shelf to the other.

  Arnold Jackson : Hey that's perfect! Now a zucchini is perfect, you can use it like a dart, it's perfect for distance and accuracy.

  Sam McKinney : But you gotta be careful with zucchinis, if they're too gushy they'll come apart in your hand, and if they're not rotten enough they won't squash when you hit a girl. Then she'll have a chance to throw it back at you.

  Arnold Jackson : Exactly, now Sam if you were going throwing fruit, uh at girls, what would you use?

  Sam McKinney : Well, my friends prefer cantaloupes, seasonal but effective. They maintain their trajectory and when they hit they go PWEW all over the place.

• Arnold Jackson : Dad, have you heard about the League for Social Responsibility?

  Philip Drummond : The hate group?

  Arnold Jackson : Yeah, well they hate black people and other minorities.

  Philip Drummond : Isn't that league having a rally... oh yes, now I understand the reference to flying fruit.

  Dudley Ramsey : Flying rotten fruit.

  Arnold Jackson : Yeah we're gonna shut them down, it's gonna be great.