Dilbert (TV Series)

Hunger (2000)

Daniel Stern: Dilbert

Quotes 

• Dilbert : That is the dumbest hypothetical question I have ever heard.

  Wally : People always say that when I'm winning the argument.

• Petru : [Takes break from modeling photos for his charity scam, meets Wally and Dilbert for the first time]  You got five minutes what do you want?

  Dilbert : First of all, you lied to me. I thought you were a starving child, not an Elbonian fat cat. Although I must admit, you've done an excellent job, investing my eighty-seven cents per week.

  Petru : Thank you.