Doc Martin (TV Series)
In Loco (2005)
Martin Clunes: Dr. Martin Ellingham
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Quotes
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Pauline Lamb : Don't forget you've got the school thing today. If Louisa Glasson gets it there's a bit of a party later at the Crab.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : What happens if she doesn't?
Pauline Lamb : No-one in Portwenn will talk to you.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : I can live with that.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : Why doesn't anyone in this village do as I say?
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Louisa Glasson : Ten year olds don't always know what's best for them.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : I did.
Louisa Glasson : Yes, but you're a bit different from the rest of us.
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[while Peter Cronk is staying with Dr Martin Ellingham, he persuades Martin to let him rent "an educational video". Later, Louisa is horrified to see that he is watching an X-rated horror film]
Louisa Glasson : What are you watching? Turn it off!
Peter Cronk : Oh, but they were just about to eat the virgin's eyeballs.
Louisa Glasson : Off! Martin?
Dr. Martin Ellingham : He told me it was educational.
Louisa Glasson : Yes, and he just said the words "virgin's eyeballs".
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Is that bad?
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Mrs. Richards : [about her husband] Oh, sure! If I mention impetigo he'll ditch his girlfriend straight away, drive overnight from Glasgow and give our marriage one more try.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Good.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : Well, as I have just explained to Peter, you are a, er, er, woman.
Louisa Glasson : Oh. Glad you noticed.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Yeah, years of medical training.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : Pauline, get PC Mark Mylow on the phone. Tell him there's a dangerous dog on the loose. I want it caught and put to sleep.
Pauline Lamb : Put to sleep?
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Destroyed, Pauline. Killed. Sent to that big doggy basket in the sky.
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Mel Collins : If you had enough time to improve equal opportunity policy, where would you start?
Interview Woman : [Thinks, sips water, thinks some more, sips again]
Dr. Martin Ellingham : More to the point: how long would it take you?
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : [speaking to a patient] Portwenn has one doctor and 966 people who know better.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : [to the dog] Get out!