Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Lil' Helper (1997)

H. Jon Benjamin: Ben Katz

Quotes 

• Ben Katz : [driving Dr. Katz to work]  I don't think it's a good idea for you to even... dispense therapy while you're on heavy medication.

  Dr. Katz : Yeah. Well, that's why I'm gonna take it real easy today.

  Ben Katz : Yeah.

  Dr. Katz : Y'know, just gonna do the classic, "uh-huh".

  Ben Katz : Don't push yourself.

  Dr. Katz : And maybe once, I'll throw in a, uh, "Did you hear what you just said?"

  Ben Katz : All right, good.

  Dr. Katz : But that's it. I'm not gonna take it any further, because I'm not in that kind of condition. Hey Ben, can I give you some advice about the passing lane?

  Ben Katz : Yeah?

  Dr. Katz : It's not a good place to do all your daydreaming.

  Ben Katz : Dad, I happen to be a pretty fine driver. Y'know.

  Dr. Katz : Just smooth, and easy.

  Ben Katz : Yeah. Like this?

  [taps the gas and brakes] 

  Dr. Katz : Ow, th-that's the thing you don't want to do.

  Ben Katz : Right. Don't slam on the brakes.

  Dr. Katz : Exactly. Like that.

  Ben Katz : Or take any hard turns.

  Dr. Katz : [holding head]  Uggghhh!