Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)
Lil' Helper (1997)
Jonathan Katz: Dr. Katz
Quotes
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Lizz : If you want your kids to abstain from sex, yet you want them to have the knowledge about sex...
Dr. Katz : Right.
Lizz : ...The answer is simple: Use reverse psychology. Because I know if I was in junior high school, if my mom would've sat me down one day and said, "You know, dear, your father and I LOVE sex! God, I can't stop mounting, your daddy's a BEAST!", I would never stopped throwing up.
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Ben Katz : [driving Dr. Katz to work] I don't think it's a good idea for you to even... dispense therapy while you're on heavy medication.
Dr. Katz : Yeah. Well, that's why I'm gonna take it real easy today.
Ben Katz : Yeah.
Dr. Katz : Y'know, just gonna do the classic, "uh-huh".
Ben Katz : Don't push yourself.
Dr. Katz : And maybe once, I'll throw in a, uh, "Did you hear what you just said?"
Ben Katz : All right, good.
Dr. Katz : But that's it. I'm not gonna take it any further, because I'm not in that kind of condition. Hey Ben, can I give you some advice about the passing lane?
Ben Katz : Yeah?
Dr. Katz : It's not a good place to do all your daydreaming.
Ben Katz : Dad, I happen to be a pretty fine driver. Y'know.
Dr. Katz : Just smooth, and easy.
Ben Katz : Yeah. Like this?
[taps the gas and brakes]
Dr. Katz : Ow, th-that's the thing you don't want to do.
Ben Katz : Right. Don't slam on the brakes.
Dr. Katz : Exactly. Like that.
Ben Katz : Or take any hard turns.
Dr. Katz : [holding head] Uggghhh!