- Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: I wish mother would have asked before sending us a dog.
- Byron Sully: Then it wouldn't been a surprise.
- Coleen Cooper: I still can't believe how small it is.
- Matthew Cooper: Sure not a tracker or a herder. What do suppose its good for?
- Byron Sully: Bait!
- Brian Cooper: I've been thinking, and I decided I want to change my hair.
- Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Change your hair?
- Brian Cooper: Something different, more grown-up.
- Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Why, I think it looks fine just the way it is.
- Brian Cooper: Please, Ma? I'm tired of looking like a kid.
- Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Well, it's almost Christmas, Brian. I don't think now is the time to be changing your appearance.