- Fluffy: Let's move on to the word association part of the test.
- Eric Duckman: Breasts.
- Uranus: Mr. Duckman we haven't st...
- Eric Duckman: Breasts.
- Fluffy: Dog.
- Eric Duckman: Breasts.
- Fluffy: White.
- Eric Duckman: Breasts.
- Fluffy: Peanut butter.
- Eric Duckman: Breasts.
- Fluffy: Tanzania
- Eric Duckman: Breasts.
- Fluffy: Communism.
- Eric Duckman: Breasts.
- Fluffy: Dolly Parton.
- Eric Duckman: Bad hair.
- [Fluffy and Uranus are administering a test on Duckman to determine his sensitivity toward women]
- Fluffy: Question one: women over the age of 18 are often referred to as girls. How should you refer to them?
- Eric Duckman: Sweet potato?
- Fluffy: No!
- Eric Duckman: Love socket?
- Fluffy: No!
- Eric Duckman: Box lunch?
- Fluffy: Question two: when is it all right to kiss a woman?
- Eric Duckman: When her husband leaves?
- Fluffy: No!
- Eric Duckman: When the sore heals?
- Fluffy: No!
- Eric Duckman: When she wakes up?
- Fluffy: [starting to get fed up with the way Duckman has been treating them and destroying their house and belongings] You have to treat people with respect Mr. Duckman whether it's what you say to them or how you act in their house!
- Eric Duckman: [takes the fried eggs he made from their rare finch eggs] Uh huh, look these eggs need a little ketchup, is there anything else?
- Uranus: [furious] As a matter of fact there is, get the f**k out of here Mr. Duckman!
- Fluffy: [Duckman reacts in shock] You deaf Mr. A**hole! Get the f**k out of here before we tear your f***king n**ts off and shove em up your f**king ass!
- [they point at the door and he sadly leaves]
- Fluffy: Well that felt pretty f**king good!