Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Where No Duckman Has Gone Before (1997)

Gilbert Gottfried: Art 'Bones' McSalvo

Quotes 

• Eric Duckman : Is he dead?

  Art 'Bones' McSalvo : Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a rodeo clown!

  [pause, as everyone stares at him] 

  Art 'Bones' McSalvo : Well, I'm not a rodeo clown.

  Eric Duckman : Who's Jim?

  Art 'Bones' McSalvo : FINE! HAVE IT YOUR WAY! I'M A RODEO CLOWN! AND YOU'RE NOT JIM!