The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

A Little Game of Pool (1982)

Sorrell Booke: Boss Hogg

Quotes 

• Boss Hogg : And you get ready to paint the General Lee just the moment I win it from Jesse Duke.

  Landis : Any particular color?

  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Lavender, let's pick lavender. My momma loves lavender.

  Boss Hogg : Well, you're momma won't be drivin'!

  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Oh.

  Boss Hogg : Will she?

  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : No, she won't...

  [stammers] 

  Boss Hogg : [turns back to Landis and Purcell]  Listen, for the first job, I want you to paint that car black, see, and then for each job after that, you just paint it another color of the rainbow!

  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Like lavender.

  Boss Hogg : Would you just stop all that?

• Boss Hogg : [to Rosco]  Just because you saved their car from a fate worse than death, don't mean you gotta shake hands with a Duke every time they come snoopin' around some place.