- Uncle Jesse: Luke, running whisky is like... riding a bike or making love. Once you learn, you never forget.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [sabotaged fuel tank with water, but Uncle Jesse's car goes like new] Judas priest on a pony! I thought that stuff was guaranteed to work.
- Daisy Duke: Those dirty sidewinders! If Jesse gets caught with that shine, he, Bo and Luke are all gonna go to jail!