The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
People's Choice (1979)
John Schneider: Bo Duke
Quotes
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Luke Duke : [Daisy leads race, and he has to admit:] She does all right though.
The Balladeer : [voice-over] I know what you're thinking. It ain't natural to see General Lee losing a race like this to Cousin Daisy. But the last time Bo and Luke beat Daisy into town, she put starch in their undershorts. And it gave them a little something to think about.
Daisy Duke : [victoriously] You lose, boys. Another blow for equal rights!
[chuckles]
Bo Duke : I tell you, next time, my pride's gonna come before my shorts.
Luke Duke : [chuckles, but reconsiders] Not mine.
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The Balladeer : [as fashion model type Thelma Claire alights from passenger coach] In most big cities, the airport is an exciting place. But in Hazzard County, the bus station can provide about as much excitement as anybody would want.
[blonde wears short red dress]
The Balladeer : Mm. Get my drift?
[the bus pulls away, she scans town for assistance with her two heavy suitcases]
Luke Duke : [in General Lee, spots pretty girl at bus stop] I think I'm in love.
Bo Duke : Well, I saw her first.
Luke Duke : She ain't your type.
Bo Duke : She sure is.
[the General stops with screeching tires, reverses back, stops next to the young blonde, tires screeching again]
Bo Duke : Howdy!
Luke Duke : Hey, excuse me and my cousin here, ma'am, but we're, uh, conducting a survey on whether women prefer little boys with blonde hair or men with dark hair.
Thelma Claire 'T.C.' Rogers : Well, I prefer men who are bald.
[big smile]
Bo Duke : Well, that ain't no problem at all. You see, I got a razor back in the car. I'll get it.
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Luke Duke : Well, how long you home for, Thelma Claire?
Thelma Claire 'T.C.' Rogers : Well, uh, that kind of depends on if I win or lose.
Bo Duke : [Bo and Luke glance at each other] If you win or lose what?
Thelma Claire 'T.C.' Rogers : The election. I've decided to run against Boss Hogg for Supervisory Administrator of Hazzard County.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [overheard] Judas Priest on a pony! Administrator! Oh! Oh!
[scampers off to go squeal]
Luke Duke : Well, you got your work cut out for you if you're running against him. He wrote the dirty campaign cookbook.
Thelma Claire 'T.C.' Rogers : You think I don't know it? He beat my daddy out of the same job fifteen years ago by stealing the pencils out of the voting booths. But not this time!
Bo Duke : You know... I kinda like your, uh... your spunk.
[chuckles]
Bo Duke : Well, I'll tell you what, if you need a campaign manager, you've got one right here!
Luke Duke : [not to be outdone] Seeing as how you're running against Boss Hogg, you'd probably need a couple of campaign managers. Why don't we just... discuss strategy over a tall, cool...
[tries leading Thelma Claire off]
Luke Duke : Excuse us, Bo.
Bo Duke : Excuse you, Luke!
Thelma Claire 'T.C.' Rogers : No, I don't have time for that. You see, I've got to get settled in and get over to the courthouse and file as a candidate before six o'clock.
Bo Duke : Well then, what are we waiting for? Give me one of these!
[grabs suitcase]
Luke Duke : I'll get it!
[grabs other suitcase]