The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Repo Men (1979)

Denver Pyle: Uncle Jesse

Quotes 

• Uncle Jesse : Well, 'A'... every judge in the county owes his job to... Boss Hogg over there.

  Bo Duke : What's 'B'?

  Uncle Jesse : 'B' is, we don't dare take this thing to a jury trial.

  Bo Duke : Why not?

  Uncle Jesse : 'Cause juries is made up out of parents. And parents is the mamas and daddies of all those girls you've been chasing since you were thirteen. They'd hang you before lunch.