The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
Road Pirates (1979)
Rick Hurst: Cletus
Quotes
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Daisy Duke : Cletus, that was fantastic! You beat out the General Lee by twenty feet!
Cletus : [laughs] Hot dang! Boy, this little gizmo you fellows attached to my carburetor beats everything! I just hit this little switch, pang! I took off like a load of 00 buckshot!
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Daisy Duke : Cletus, what would you do if I was driving?
Cletus : Shoot, Daisy, if you was driving, I couldn't get anywhere near your car. I'd be too busy chasing all the fellows chasing you.
The Balladeer : [voice-over] Cletus' shyness around women is plumb terminal. But he's an expert on women compared to the way he's eat up with stupid when he's trying to do his job. Which makes him a perfect substitute for Enos.
