The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Road Pirates (1979)

Waylon Jennings: The Balladeer

Quotes 

• Daisy Duke : Cletus, what would you do if I was driving?

  Cletus : Shoot, Daisy, if you was driving, I couldn't get anywhere near your car. I'd be too busy chasing all the fellows chasing you.

  The Balladeer : [voice-over]  Cletus' shyness around women is plumb terminal. But he's an expert on women compared to the way he's eat up with stupid when he's trying to do his job. Which makes him a perfect substitute for Enos.

• [last lines] 

  The Balladeer : [voice-over at award ceremony]  Everybody figured Cletus was squirming 'cause Daisy was so close to him. All breathy and sweet-smelling. But truth is he was just too bashful to tell her that she was pinning the badge right through his shirt to his skin. And that's bashful. But that's what you would expect in Hazzard County.