- Alexis Carrington Colby: [Alexis is lying on her couch, very drunk, when Dex enters] Hi, Dex!
- Dex Dexter: You're not dressed. The curtain goes up in a little less than half an hour.
- Alexis Carrington Colby: I've decided not to go, Dex. It's going to be a mediocre evening in the theater, and besides, I've got a little bit of a headache.
- Dex Dexter: And maybe, just maybe, you're headed for a more than slight hangover in the morning.
- Alexis Carrington Colby: [laughing] "Have you been drinking, Alexis?" "Oh, yes, I have, Mister Dexter." "A little too much, Alexis?" "Oh, no, Mister Dexter - a LOT too much."
- Alexis Carrington Colby: Mark, the table is set for two. Don't you have an appointment at the muscle factory or somewhere equally intellectual?