Dynasty (TV Series)

The Bordello (1981)

Al Corley: Steven Carrington

Quotes 

• Walter Lankershim : Like my last wife says, you know: "You just keep right on chasing that big oil well, but me, I'm getting tired of being a gypsy. So, Piecake, toodeloo." Hah! Piecake. She had a bad habit of calling me Piecake, and that "Toodeloo" like drove me up a tree! Wanna know the truth? I believe that's why I never tried to get her back. I'll say one thing, boy...

  [chuckles] 

  Walter Lankershim : when it came to being a woman, she was something fierce. She had skin just like Chinese silk. Had a mouth like one of them little Valentine hearts. Heh, heh. And a body... oh, that body would drive you right up a tree. Guess you don't know what I'm talking about, do you, boy?

  Steven Carrington : Sure, I do.

  Walter Lankershim : You do?

  [chuckling] 

  Walter Lankershim : Well, that's good. That's good.

• Steven Carrington : [Speaking about Matthew and Walter]  Dad, I want you to help them. I'll do anything you want. I'll come back to work for you. I'll try to be the son you want me to be.

  Blake Carrington : Oh? You mean that you'd take a job in my public relations office?

  Steven Carrington : Yes, sir.

  Blake Carrington : You mean that if I called up Brian Cable and said you wanted to date his daughter, that you'd go out with her?

  Steven Carrington : Yes, sir.

  Blake Carrington : Does that mean that you would give up your curious New York ways?

  Steven Carrington : Yes, sir.

  Blake Carrington : And you would do all that for Matthew Blaisdel, and you won't do that for me?

  Steven Carrington : Dad, I want you to do what's fair.

  Blake Carrington : I don't want your conditions, understand that? You don't give me conditions. You be what I want you to be! You understand that?

• Steven Carrington : Okay, I'm in love with a man. And you're married to a man you don't love. Now you tell me something, Fallon, which one is worse? Which one is more immoral?

  Fallon Carrington Colby : What makes you think I don't love Jeff?

  Steven Carrington : Come on, I can see the way you treat him. Jeff can't, he, he...

  Fallon Carrington Colby : Well, does being gay also make you clairvoyant?