Quotes
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Jeff Colby : [Fallon enters dressed as a princess with a small crown on top] Is that what took so long?
[catches himself too late]
Jeff Colby : I mean, I mean it looks beautiful.
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Jeff Colby : Well...
[grunts as he sits down next to forlorn Sammy Jo]
Jeff Colby : You look like you're having about as much fun as I am.
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : [scoffs] Mauled by a quarterback and criticized by an ex-husband, my kind of evening.