- The Mayor: [Eerie's sleazy mayor has come to run Prof. Zirchon out of town] Let's cut to the chase. We don't like outsiders here. Especially the kind that go around making predictions about UFOs without a permit.
- Mr. Radford: Let me tell you somehin' about Eerie, Mister Pro-fess-sor. Y'know, people from these parts like to breathe through their mouth. They just do, understand?
- The Mayor: [interrupting] Let - let me handle this, man. See, the point is, Eerie is an all-American, normal town, and we aim to keep it that way.