Eerie, Indiana (TV Series)

No Brain, No Pain (1992)

Francis Guinan: Edgar Teller

Quotes 

• Marilyn Teller : [a crazy-looking man on a bicycle crashes into Edgar, then into the nearby shrubbery]  Poor man. Shouldn't we...

  Syndi Teller : Don't even think about it, Mom. That guy is the Mad Whacker.

  Simon Holmes : Syndi's right. They call him the Whacker because he used an axe to kill his victims.

  Edgar Teller : Now come on. I've heard rumors he was Eerie's last living Liberal, but...

  Simon Holmes : What's a Liberal?

  Edgar Teller : [suddenly uncomfortable]  I'll explain it to you when you're older.

  Marilyn Teller : Well, I don't care if he's a Liberal or an axe murderer, I want you two boys to stay clear of him, understood?

  Marshall Teller : Yes, Mom.